1. Super Hearing? More Like Super Powers!

Lose one sense, gain another! Many blind people develop freakishly good hearing—so if you whisper about them across the room… yeah, they probably heard that.

2. Guide Dogs: Smarter Than Your GPS
Guide dogs will ignore bad directions to keep their owners safe. Unlike your GPS, they won’t send you into a lake because “it’s the fastest route.”

3. Colorblind? You Might Be a Secret Spy!
Studies suggest colorblind people can see through camouflage better. So, if you ever dreamed of being James Bond… well, this might be your chance.

4. Braille on Drive-Thru ATMs? Wait, What?!
Have you ever wondered why there’s Braille on drive-thru ATMs? No, blind people aren’t driving. ATMs are just mass-produced the same way for every location. Also, ever heard of taxis?

5. No, It’s Not Just ‘Total Darkness’
Vision loss varies! Some blind people see light, colors, or shapes—so no, it’s not like “living in a black hole.” (Also, who’s been in a black hole to confirm that?)

6. Blind Athletes Exist—And They’re Amazing

There’s a sport called Goalball, designed just for blind players. Think soccer meets dodgeball, but with a ball that jingles. And yes, they’d probably beat you at it.

7. Blind People Can Text Faster Than You

Between screen readers, voice assistants, and touch-typing, many blind people crush sighted folks in a texting race. So if you’re still typing with one finger, step it up!

8. Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he didn’t see that coming! (See what I did there? 😆)

9. Why do optometrists make terrible secret agents?
Because they always focus on the wrong things!

10. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Between you and me, something smells.”

11. Why don’t glasses ever play hide and seek?
Because they’re always “framed” for something!

12. Why did the contact lens break up with the eyeball?
It felt like the relationship was getting too “irritating.”

13. What’s an eye doctor’s favorite movie?
“The Great Gatsby”—because it has a lot of spectacle!

14. How do you know if an eye doctor likes you?
They give you “the look.”

15. Why did the computer go to the eye doctor?
Because it had blurry vision—too many windows open!

16. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie.

17. Why was the eyeball always so calm?
Because it just went with the flow (of tears!).